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The Only SSRIs I Take Are Stadium Sausages Recklessly Ingested Hotdog Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

The Only SSRIs I Take Are Stadium Sausages Recklessly Ingested Hotdog Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Fresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You

Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
  • 👕 Your New Daily Driver – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.

Fabric Breakdown

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

When Will It Arrive?

  • Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

🛒 Head to ZylaModa.com for more. Quality prints. Premium fabric. Happy customers.

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