• Official The Onion Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early Shirts
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  • Official The Onion Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early Shirts
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Official The Onion Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Official The Onion Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You

You didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.

📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Material Details

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

Color Chart

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  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

Shipping Details

  • ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.

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