Funny Not Friendly Please Do Not Touch Joke Womens or Mens Crewneck T Shirt Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel – Bold & Comfortable

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.

📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
• 🧵 Feels Like a Hug – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
• 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
• 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric Breakdown

• T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
• Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
• Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

1. Pick your color from the chart above.
2. Choose your size using the size guide.
3. Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!

Shipping & Delivery

• ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

🛒 Shop the full catalog at ZylaModa.com. Bold designs, premium comfort.