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All I Know Is Scotty Doesn’t Know Funny Socrates Parody Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
All I Know Is Scotty Doesn’t Know Funny Socrates Parody Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
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$18.94 USD
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$26.94 USD
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$18.94 USD
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite
The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.
📸 Seeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.
Why This Stands Out
- 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
- 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Size & Color Options
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Find your color in the chart above.
- Match your measurements to the size guide.
- Add to cart and check out securely.
Delivery Info
- ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.
Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns aren’t available, but reach out if you need any help – we’ve got you.
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